WHY KNITTING SUCKS AS A HOBBY

Knitting sucks as a hobby because it is less expensive and less effort to buy something that has already been knitted. Knitting also sucks as a hobby because most homemade knits are pretty crappy, lack resilience, and are often useless, such as the very popular thin and long scarves that curl into themselves because they lack any knit backbone. Lastly, knitting sucks as a hobby because way too many people knit; hobbies are supposed to be interesting and subsequently, if everyone knits, it is by default, not very interesting.